I’ve been fighting the urge to say, “what’s with all the quotation marks, Joe?” …I lost.
I don’t know what you think about crabs. Not crabs the parasitic insect species and notorious groin infestation. No, crabs the decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura. Yeah those! Real crabs are creepy, they scuttle sideways and have too many legs. Luckily cartoon crabs are cute. This one is anyway. “Jack” shows a lot of character as he takes us through this unexpected sub-aquatic retelling of children’s classic Jack and The Beanstalk. “Jack” turns out to be a bit of a bad-ass, pirate-botherer and crusading crustacean for consumer rights. Although for some reason he sounds like Mickey mouse.
The film was produced in 24 hours by Joseph Daniels and Jedidiah Mitchell and their crack team of volunteer animators. If this is all too much for you, go check out Unnecessary Quotes, which will leave you with a nice, comforting feeling of smugness.
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